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Old habits die hard

The Jekyll and Hyde story of my work ethic, featuring Passion Pop and about 500 sticks of chewy.

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Road Trip: N’awlins

Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans? Now I do.

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Fuck fitness

Or: how I learned to stop running and love the beer… then started running again.

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Stump’d Jr.

Because one blog is never enough.

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Rock ‘n roller derby

Roller derby: serious sport or hipster fad? I strapped on some skates to find out.

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The other kind of football

…the wussy kind with helmets. Yes, it’s my first American football game. Can someone explain the rules now?

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And so that was Christmas

My first winter Christmas, featuring terrorism and chocolate crackles.

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Road Trip: London Calling

Thinking far too hard on a trip to the Motherland.

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Project America: Twinkies

Yes, I ate a God-damn Twinkie.

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Happy Turkey Day. Whatever the hell that means.

Canned cranberries, tofurkey and getting your junk touched by the TSA — that’s how you celebrate Thanksgiving. I think.